But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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