Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
