I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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