Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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