It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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