I'm drive I can fine osifer
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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