Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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