I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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