My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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