I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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