Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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