I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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