I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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