Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The ass gains better be worth it
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