Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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