they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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