There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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