come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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