This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I have demons in me.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
