you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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