you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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