I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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