I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You may now shotgun with the bride
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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