She said her name was "party"
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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