No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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