He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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