things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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