Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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