yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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