He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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