Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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