I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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