i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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