I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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