Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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