Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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