Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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