Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Can we have unprotected sex soon?

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Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner

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(212): View more from New York

Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.

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(323): View more from California

We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.

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(775): View more from Nevada

yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.

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