I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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