i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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