i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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