what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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