have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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