Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I'm always down for nudity.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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