I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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