make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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