What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Randomize
