ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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