My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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