Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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